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My EX @obese is over here tellin da site dat he got a bettah wife?! YEA WELL HE DONT HAVE SHIT!!!🤬 he lost da best thang in hiz life and now I gotz minez 💅🏽💕💯🌚 this is muh handout- UH I MEAN NEW MAN 💕 @AnonTHEGOD HE TREATS ME & MUH BABIEZ GOOD haaaaay 🥪🧀

Muh twin & his new squad outside widdit at da big house ya dig?! 💯🛹

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My prison letter to @obese

Text:

“ My sweetest Obesey, @obese

Sus has put me in isolation for not giving him the "RiRi Experience"

I rather smell Hebrew toilet for the rest of muh life then give my ankle nubs to someone undeserving

Make sure that DJ Allah Dente is mixing his House sets!

Remember:

ABELTON > LOGIC

I LOVE MOH FAMILY &

OUR GOVT WELFARE $$$.

When I break out of here, we're going shopping.

Your wife, PA”

Damn…

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What would YOUR SUPERINCEL POWERS be?!

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Whatta bunch of characters…

Rip

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Valentimes Day HYPE!!!

@obese has chosen ME to be his Valentime!!! I wonder if @gracebudd has any plans while I’m getting MINEZ IN haaaaay 💅🏽

Source: Saint’s chat. He got triggered from legos, beautiful…@soynicstoe

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RIP

My husby @obese has left me for another fembot and the pain has made me cease to exsist… I will still haunt you all throughout this site forever muahaha 🌚 👻

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Please don’t ban me :(

I just wanted to share a PSA I made for an ex-homie who got swallowed by the Podcast demon. I know poddys are garbage, I know I shouldn’t entertain it but got dammit I just loved making the meme 😂

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Open to interpretation

Please don’t banner hammer meh

Ayyy y’all dis yuh gurl PRETTY in dis bih wit an important message mmmkay? I dun been left by muh EX @obese but guess wha? NEW YUR NEW MEH YUH DIG?! 💅🏻💯 I CAN BE A SINGLE MAWM OF ISLAM N STILL SLAY BITCHEZ bidding begins @ 1 sheckle for 1 date with muh arab single mom azz

One of my fave game series btw 😂💯

YOU SUCKED HIS DICK!!!

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OBESEY COME BACK!!!

All of the money and fame from streaming with Chicken Andy got to my head, and it caused me to lose the love of my life… @obese I love you with all my hijab and soul. Please forgive me and give me another chance! 🥺😢💯

((OH and p.s., I’m broke now and the kids are hungry so please send me an “I forgive you” via Cashapp 😅😍💅🏽 hayyy ))

I mainly did this edit just to add the cringe dancing furries 😂

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Lyrics by Aldy [Beat prod. by me]

White crackaaaaa bissssh

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One of my fave Aldy edits 😝

Beat produced by me 💯