One crybaby for not producing content worth anything for the day

There have been many useless leeches come and go in IRL, but none that I've wanted to see get punched in the face as badly as this absolute crybaby manchild.

Imagine going into your job, (which happens to be one of the easiest jobs in existence). You sit there staring at your boss and coworkers for 8 hours, complaining the whole time, doing nothing except occasionally pretending to work and/or begrudgingly doing less than minimal work for a few minutes. After getting drunk all day, you go into a complete spergout, puke all over the floor and rage quit. The next day you wake up, go back to work, take zero accountability for everything you did the day before, expect everyone to be cool with you, get pissed when they're not, bitch at your boss for docking your pay, then proceed to do it all over again.