If Stop Speeding comes back to hang with Bitchin Spectre, titties come out. Promise.

Make it happen.

Great answers!

That’s the most participation I’ve seen from Tommy. Go Tommy!

If there’s nothing to aim for, there’s nothing to miss. Just like life goals.

Who the heck would you be sending a bill of demands to? I don’t understand this.

So cute from head to toe!

Did you guys still want to create a how-to for pcmemes? It’d be a shame for that whining to migrate over here.

His voice is so damn funny. I’d listen to him talk about anything, including pooping.

My life is now complete.

Based

What do check marks do?

I’m down with what you’re saying. One request : I'll keep my hands to myself, if I get to watch.

I see some Neutrals, Positives and Negatives here.

Neutral: Been in triad relationships before.

Neutral: Also been the sole earner before.

Positive: I can’t cook worth shit.

Negative: Not a fan of guns, especially if paired with comments of, “No one would miss you if you disappeared.” Been there before.

Is it somewhere around 160 acres give or take?

Mothers and family ALWAYS love me. For real.

Not very flattering. I think we can make better photos and videos together.

Real Tempting

Slide Into My DMs?

So we live in your childhood room at mom’s, borrow her car, and she cooks at least two meals a day? Tempting. A relationship situation I’ve been in before and not alway a bad experience.

These two are AIDS on their own. I guess a Narcissistic Sociopath and a Psychopath can find true love together.

May she bestow such an honor upon us.

Car is key. I wanna drive again.

You gonna promise a car and whatever, like Geezer promised to Leah? I don’t want my heart broken, but if it is I’d like some material things to, uh, balance out the heartbreak.

Free in some ways (abuse) but not in others (marriage).

The van is a nice setting. So how big a strap on can each of your asses handle?

No babies now, no babies ever. Usually this is a good thing - no worries of an 18 year child support outcome.