I hit 800 subs and I felt joyous lol 💅🏽❤️

I am so proud of @obese for defending our murrage and letting me utilize-FUCK! I MEANT TO SAY “DATE” @AnonTHEGOD but now my feelings for Obesey and @GreatValue have grown so strong yall! What iz a single mawm like me to do?!

TYPE 1 if I SHOULD ASK GV FOR A HAND-OUT

OR

Type 2 if I SHOULD KEEP DATING ANON

(Obese don’t care either way, he’s been getting major $ at his stripper job he works at his top secret gambling after-hours spot at the dry cleaners haaaaaay 💅🏽)

Phew! 😅😩 All DAT SHOPPING AND MIMOSAS HAVE MADE ME TIRED!!!

Praise Allah now that @obese is CROAG🌈💕 I ha- I MEAN WE HAVE way more money to buy me things! 🛍 IF YOU DONT SUPPORT CROAG EX-MURRIAGES DEN I DUN SUPPORT CHU haaaaaay! 💅🏽 I still lub you @AnonTHEGOD 💯❤️

Here it is… my husbro @obese called me haram and beat me with a shoe but I lub him because Allah ❤️💯☝🏾☪️

Sorry for the wait I was getting stoned to death by my halal converted hubby @obese for showing off my lovely ankle nubs (the wifi in hell is really shitty) 😂☪️ Remember to praise ullah ok byebye have a good day y’all

YOU SUCKED HIS DICK!!!

Includes English/Spanish subtitles for all my non Latin friends to enjoy rrrrrrrrrrrrr 👅

🪳🪳🎶🪗🥁🎺🇲🇽 🇸🇻 💃🏻 🌮🌯 🎶🪳🪳

So as many of you may know, my hubby @obese has been getting bored of my burka, so I decided show some skin and took sexy Santa Bby nubbie pics and showed a lot of ankle!!!! & now…

OUR FUTURE SON OBESE MOHAMMAD JR. IS ON THE WAY! 💕☪️ I love muh family & ULLUH!!!!

🚨 Wholesome Alert! 🚨

“Do you have a code for the enigma machine?” 👁

YOU KNOW I’m about to BALL OUT OF CONTROL!

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I just wanted to share a PSA I made for an ex-homie who got swallowed by the Podcast demon. I know poddys are garbage, I know I shouldn’t entertain it but got dammit I just loved making the meme 😂

Lyrics by Aldy [Beat prod. by me]

White crackaaaaa bissssh

Thank you all again for attending the baby shower for me & @obese ‘s future king, OBESE MOHAMMAD JR!!! The turn up was so lit that hardly anyone can remember what happened after the Molotov cocktails 🍸🥴 including me 🤫😅 ❤️ Thanks to everyone who brought gifts too 💕🎁💣💕

🎶 (HIT UP MY HUSBAND IF YOU WANNA BOOK OUR SON DJ ALLAH DENTE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT!) 🎶

✨ What would YOUR SUPERINCEL POWERS be?! ✨

Ayyy y’all dis yuh gurl PRETTY in dis bih wit an important message mmmkay? I dun been left by muh EX @obese but guess wha? NEW YUR NEW MEH YUH DIG?! 💅🏻💯 I CAN BE A SINGLE MAWM OF ISLAM N STILL SLAY BITCHEZ bidding begins @ 1 sheckle for 1 date with muh arab single mom azz

I started this edit a while ago and almost scrapped it but @GreatValue & @SoynicsToe gave me the inspiration to finish it! I used to be afraid of producing my own beats for edits, but after I joined this site I realized it’s ok to try new shit ❤️ Love y’all no king 💯🎁 merry chrimbus and fleece navydawg to Aldy ! 🌲🎅🏿

🐀

Am I banned ?

ayo

@obese has chosen ME to be his Valentime!!! I wonder if @gracebudd has any plans while I’m getting MINEZ IN haaaaay 💅🏽

One of my fave game series btw 😂💯

I mainly did this edit just to add the cringe dancing furries 😂