Phew! 😅😩 All DAT SHOPPING AND MIMOSAS HAVE MADE ME TIRED!!!

Praise Allah now that @obese is CROAG🌈💕 I ha- I MEAN WE HAVE way more money to buy me things! 🛍 IF YOU DONT SUPPORT CROAG EX-MURRIAGES DEN I DUN SUPPORT CHU haaaaaay! 💅🏽 I still lub you @AnonTHEGOD 💯❤️

My EX @obese is over here tellin da site dat he got a bettah wife?! YEA WELL HE DONT HAVE SHIT!!!🤬 he lost da best thang in hiz life and now I gotz minez 💅🏽💕💯🌚 this is muh handout- UH I MEAN NEW MAN 💕 @AnonTHEGOD HE TREATS ME & MUH BABIEZ GOOD haaaaay 🥪🧀

Muh twin & his new squad outside widdit at da big house ya dig?! 💯🛹

Ayyy y’all dis yuh gurl PRETTY in dis bih wit an important message mmmkay? I dun been left by muh EX @obese but guess wha? NEW YUR NEW MEH YUH DIG?! 💅🏻💯 I CAN BE A SINGLE MAWM OF ISLAM N STILL SLAY BITCHEZ bidding begins @ 1 sheckle for 1 date with muh arab single mom azz

My husby @obese has left me for another fembot and the pain has made me cease to exsist… I will still haunt you all throughout this site forever muahaha 🌚 👻

Thank GOD our oldest son DJ Allah Dente has his extraterrestrial medicine AND DJing degrees! He and my hubby @obese cured me of my sickness! Sorry for the long absence but I AM BACK BITCHES!!! I hope Obese’s Godfather enjoys his new heart ♥️

Thank you all again for attending the baby shower for me & @obese ‘s future king, OBESE MOHAMMAD JR!!! The turn up was so lit that hardly anyone can remember what happened after the Molotov cocktails 🍸🥴 including me 🤫😅 ❤️ Thanks to everyone who brought gifts too 💕🎁💣💕

🎶 (HIT UP MY HUSBAND IF YOU WANNA BOOK OUR SON DJ ALLAH DENTE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT!) 🎶

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Please don’t banner hammer meh

So as many of you may know, my hubby @obese has been getting bored of my burka, so I decided show some skin and took sexy Santa Bby nubbie pics and showed a lot of ankle!!!! & now…

OUR FUTURE SON OBESE MOHAMMAD JR. IS ON THE WAY! 💕☪️ I love muh family & ULLUH!!!!

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Here it is… my husbro @obese called me haram and beat me with a shoe but I lub him because Allah ❤️💯☝🏾☪️

One of my fave game series btw 😂💯

I mainly did this edit just to add the cringe dancing furries 😂

Hello all! Some of you may know that I’m an artist, and that being said I’ve been summoned to draw a group portrait for the site 🤗 ✏️🎨

All I need from you is to just simply check-in and please include/confirm your visual representation (very important! I am a rerere and new so I want to make sure I get everyone’s details perfect hehe)

I’ll probably start the drawing relatively soon but I’ll try and make one more post beforehand to make sure everyone gets included (I don’t want anyone being left off the short bus, I know the feeling all too well 😂)

This will be a great way to get to know everyone too 💯❤️ - Pretty Andy

Hello homies! This is my final list of names I have to create the group portrait :)

If your name is listed and all looks good, disregard this message.

(I have everyone’s visual downloaded also and/or alternates you may have chosen)

If you don’t see your name or forgot to check in, just let me know ASAP!

I will start sketching probably by later on today and throughout the weekend. Thanks !

-pretty andy

◦ Blade_bot

◦ Jcups_Roofies

◦ RoachNahMing

◦ Kippy

◦ Smallfeet

◦ Dogsmasterrace

◦ anonTHEGOD

◦ 6

◦ GreatValue

◦ BladesNewports

◦ IHateWhales

◦ Aldo

◦ JimCrow

◦ Gracebutt

◦ Blackbirdwigwam

◦ Old Seether

◦ Red

◦ Oaty

◦ feelingsarereal

◦ Buttsnake

◦ Whomp

◦ Charlesmanson

◦ Cornbot

◦ Wumpscut

◦ MrLee

◦ Ebzebra

◦ PopPillzHearVoices

◦ Obese

◦ feelinsilly

◦ 8Higgers

◦ Epicman

◦ Soynic’s Toe

◦ RoxyNebulla

◦ Pyramidsareboring

◦ Geezerseether

◦ whale

◦Goodtimes

◦empressa

◦babybot

NOT PICTURED (will add visuals in lue 😏)

◦ Lolfuckdizzzy

Sorry for the wait I was getting stoned to death by my halal converted hubby @obese for showing off my lovely ankle nubs (the wifi in hell is really shitty) 😂☪️ Remember to praise ullah ok byebye have a good day y’all

“Do you have a code for the enigma machine?” 👁

Congrats on coming out One Soynic 🌈💯😂