If it wasn't obvious already, we are in for some great depression/2008 levels of shit

Id call you a cute twink, but im not sure if it counts when its your mom who shoves a dragon dildo up your lose wrecked asshole on a nightly basis

She doesn't live on the RV and only seems to visit Blade on the weekends. She gave Blade a "Hall Pass". She canceled the marriage proposal.

I think Blade isn't making as much money as he and she expected to be making with this fake RV trip. As a result Becky is losing her interest in him but is afraid of losing the clout that comes with being in a relationship with a 200 andy alcoholic has-been streamer. So she's getting BIPOC dicked 5 days a week at Tyrone's house, then visits Blade on the weekends to collect checks and get some attention on stream.

talk to cute girl on tinder past week

flirt with her pretty much all day yesterday

she asks if I'm into 1 night stands

told her I'm not opposed

she says let's do it

say I can't right now because my favorite basketball team is about it play

she says she understands

wake up next day

she unmatched me

ETA: Two more weeks