All of the money and fame from streaming with Chicken Andy got to my head, and it caused me to lose the love of my life… @obese I love you with all my hijab and soul. Please forgive me and give me another chance! 🥺😢💯

((OH and p.s., I’m broke now and the kids are hungry so please send me an “I forgive you” via Cashapp 😅😍💅🏽 hayyy ))

✨ What would YOUR SUPERINCEL POWERS be?! ✨

YOU SUCKED HIS DICK!!!

I hit 800 subs and I felt joyous lol 💅🏽❤️

I just wanted to share a PSA I made for an ex-homie who got swallowed by the Podcast demon. I know poddys are garbage, I know I shouldn’t entertain it but got dammit I just loved making the meme 😂

the roast was a success for my first full panel :) I hope y’all like my meme

@obese has chosen ME to be his Valentime!!! I wonder if @gracebudd has any plans while I’m getting MINEZ IN haaaaay 💅🏽

@gracebudd I been nuttin but NICE & I don’t care if you take muh man @obese but WHEN YOU TAKE MUH CLOTHES AND HIS/MY MONEY DATS WHEN WE FINNA HAVE SUM ISSUES!!!!

IVE BEEN TRAINING HARD IN THE TALIBAN GYM, I’ll see you at the weigh-in!

(And @obese YES I AM BEING SPONSORED BY @GreatValue brand athletic gear so NO I DON’T NEED TO BORROW UR G-STRINGS!…again)

Lyrics by Aldy [Beat prod. by me]

White crackaaaaa bissssh

Seems fishy to me 🌬👀🌚

Includes English/Spanish subtitles for all my non Latin friends to enjoy rrrrrrrrrrrrr 👅

🪳🪳🎶🪗🥁🎺🇲🇽 🇸🇻 💃🏻 🌮🌯 🎶🪳🪳

I am so proud of @obese for defending our murrage and letting me utilize-FUCK! I MEANT TO SAY “DATE” @AnonTHEGOD but now my feelings for Obesey and @GreatValue have grown so strong yall! What iz a single mawm like me to do?!

TYPE 1 if I SHOULD ASK GV FOR A HAND-OUT

OR

Type 2 if I SHOULD KEEP DATING ANON

(Obese don’t care either way, he’s been getting major $ at his stripper job he works at his top secret gambling after-hours spot at the dry cleaners haaaaaay 💅🏽)

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Phew! 😅😩 All DAT SHOPPING AND MIMOSAS HAVE MADE ME TIRED!!!

Praise Allah now that @obese is CROAG🌈💕 I ha- I MEAN WE HAVE way more money to buy me things! 🛍 IF YOU DONT SUPPORT CROAG EX-MURRIAGES DEN I DUN SUPPORT CHU haaaaaay! 💅🏽 I still lub you @AnonTHEGOD 💯❤️

My EX @obese is over here tellin da site dat he got a bettah wife?! YEA WELL HE DONT HAVE SHIT!!!🤬 he lost da best thang in hiz life and now I gotz minez 💅🏽💕💯🌚 this is muh handout- UH I MEAN NEW MAN 💕 @AnonTHEGOD HE TREATS ME & MUH BABIEZ GOOD haaaaay 🥪🧀

Muh twin & his new squad outside widdit at da big house ya dig?! 💯🛹

Ayyy y’all dis yuh gurl PRETTY in dis bih wit an important message mmmkay? I dun been left by muh EX @obese but guess wha? NEW YUR NEW MEH YUH DIG?! 💅🏻💯 I CAN BE A SINGLE MAWM OF ISLAM N STILL SLAY BITCHEZ bidding begins @ 1 sheckle for 1 date with muh arab single mom azz

My husby @obese has left me for another fembot and the pain has made me cease to exsist… I will still haunt you all throughout this site forever muahaha 🌚 👻

I started this edit a while ago and almost scrapped it but @GreatValue & @SoynicsToe gave me the inspiration to finish it! I used to be afraid of producing my own beats for edits, but after I joined this site I realized it’s ok to try new shit ❤️ Love y’all no king 💯🎁 merry chrimbus and fleece navydawg to Aldy ! 🌲🎅🏿

Thank GOD our oldest son DJ Allah Dente has his extraterrestrial medicine AND DJing degrees! He and my hubby @obese cured me of my sickness! Sorry for the long absence but I AM BACK BITCHES!!! I hope Obese’s Godfather enjoys his new heart ♥️

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Thank you all again for attending the baby shower for me & @obese ‘s future king, OBESE MOHAMMAD JR!!! The turn up was so lit that hardly anyone can remember what happened after the Molotov cocktails 🍸🥴 including me 🤫😅 ❤️ Thanks to everyone who brought gifts too 💕🎁💣💕

🎶 (HIT UP MY HUSBAND IF YOU WANNA BOOK OUR SON DJ ALLAH DENTE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT!) 🎶

Please don’t banner hammer meh

So as many of you may know, my hubby @obese has been getting bored of my burka, so I decided show some skin and took sexy Santa Bby nubbie pics and showed a lot of ankle!!!! & now…

OUR FUTURE SON OBESE MOHAMMAD JR. IS ON THE WAY! 💕☪️ I love muh family & ULLUH!!!!