I knew exactly what i was getting into but its been like 18 months since i last got laid so i was desperate. It wouldnt have been so bad if i didnt kiss her.

i literally feel nauseous

.75 Davids

id say 5'5 250lbs. Huge stomach, lots of rolls and stretch marks. Disappointing C cups

100%

Most pharmaceuticals should be taken off the market and replaced with fat camps and fasting centers

its one of those china shipments. the tracking number hasnt even been updated

she asked me for pics earlier. too soon though, i like playing hard to get

u the man Jimbo

a powerful meme. i cried

If i wasnt capable of hurting his feelings so bad i wouldnt do it, but i can and its fun. You weep what you sow and hes been nothing short of a cunt

mogged hard. taking an entire week to cry

at least you guys get to see my rare pepe collection

all my effort posting has been split between ip2 and /biz/

!blackjack100

!blackjack100

go to the /r/piracy megathread

i swear. I was on my porch chilling. literally to absorb vitamin D

ive been outside this entire time. My phones about to die

52%? I can't remember suicide rates. The pedo would know

dont need to its inevitable 41%er