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With a face like this, you'll only attract genuine simps and no bots.

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HOW DO THESE PIMPLES KEEP APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING, KING CUTE TWINK?

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Some jelly folks put a curse on her. Only a true prince simp can make that curse disappear by donating all his savings to her and sending virtual kisses every day.

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REAL

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chat bots, been a thing for a while.. super easy

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You seem rape-able.. You're telling me you're going to convince a judge that I raped you?

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