Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha-olam, asher kid'shanu b-mitzvotav, v-tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Hanukkah. Blessed are you, Our God, Ruler of the Universe, who makes us holy through Your commandments, and commands us to light the Hanukkah lights.

Rules.

1. Mods are the only ones permitted to post lore alerts.

2. Obese is the only one allowed to talk to himself. Please don't interrupt any conversations he is having with the voices in this head.

3. Shithole will be referred to as the site that shall not be named.

4. Blocked.

5. Sperg outs are welcome and expected.

6. Do not remind me you were once a mod.

7. As soon as you read this Obese has the right to stalk you and go through your posting history for the rest of your life.

8. Don't be Wookie.

9. There is no rule nine, It just doesn't exist. Moderatos can and will enforce this non existing rule at their discretion and label it a mis click or adamantly deny it even happened at all.