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If you want to break the ice tell her Devin Booker deserves MVP

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I was going to send this pic and just say "hi"

and send a bbc pic after she says hi back

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That can work too, but shes a Suns fan. Devin Booker makes us all wet

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You stupid? Here’s what you do, say “what’s up whore, ever been raped?” It’s an attention getter and you’ll surely get a reply.

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is there a nicer way to say "ever been raped"?

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“Ever been penetrated without consent?”

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this definitely gonna work

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Well, the “hi” may come back to bite you. Other than that, she will think you’re ballsy and she knows you’re not afraid of raping, so it will surely work.

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I had a feeling that "hi" was too off-putting, should have said "hey small dick bitch" as a opening

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Should of went with your gut on that. Just when she replies act quick to make up for the “hi” whatever she says reply back, “Sounds good, dude. You’re a poor piece of shit.” Then you have to ask if she squirts. This will make her confused, are you into her or not she will wonder. Well then you have her, hook line and sinker as they would say.

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