I'm not even having any sort of traditional "Thanksgiving meal" I fucking hate Thanksgiving food, we are going out for Korean food instead.
I have grown to hate everything that is served during thanksgiving dinner. Or eat it regularly. Like turkey breast is good, but I prefer chicken. Any other part of the turkey sucks. Drumsticks with all the wires and shit in it, drumsticks remind me of fat people walking around Disney with one hanging out of their mouth. Same with wings. It's like a larger less tasty version of a chicken wing. And if you don't legit cook a turkey almost perfectly, the entire bird sucks.
Cranberry sauce? What the fuck is that? Fruit jello or some shit? Veggies I eat every day, but why the fuck do most people make it in to a casserole? Then everything else is basically carbs on top of carbs. A sweet potato is decent but why the fuck does everyone need to sprinkle marshmallows on top, mmmm veggie and candy what a great fucking idea. Deserts? If I felt the need to eat any sort of pie I can go to whole foods any day of the week and pick one up I don't need a national holiday to do it.
So pretty much
Fuck your food.
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