I'm not even having any sort of traditional "Thanksgiving meal" I fucking hate Thanksgiving food, we are going out for Korean food instead.
I have grown to hate everything that is served during thanksgiving dinner. Or eat it regularly. Like turkey breast is good, but I prefer chicken. Any other part of the turkey sucks. Drumsticks with all the wires and shit in it, drumsticks remind me of fat people walking around Disney with one hanging out of their mouth. Same with wings. It's like a larger less tasty version of a chicken wing. And if you don't legit cook a turkey almost perfectly, the entire bird sucks.
Cranberry sauce? What the fuck is that? Fruit jello or some shit? Veggies I eat every day, but why the fuck do most people make it in to a casserole? Then everything else is basically carbs on top of carbs. A sweet potato is decent but why the fuck does everyone need to sprinkle marshmallows on top, mmmm veggie and candy what a great fucking idea. Deserts? If I felt the need to eat any sort of pie I can go to whole foods any day of the week and pick one up I don't need a national holiday to do it.
So pretty much
Fuck your food.
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I make ribs for every holiday. So I at least look forward to that. This year its going to be some pork spare ribs, with hickory and applewood kindling. Im going to try something new with the recipe. Do mustard+seasoning rub rather than my usual dry rub, then adding shredded fresh ginger to my doctored up brown sugar bbq sauce.
Besides that collard greens, macaroni and some stuff is belly filler.
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If we wanted to stay home, and some times we do. We usually eat Italian food in place of bullshit Turkey. But I eat Italian food all the time. I love ribs, but not to the level you are making them. I have no idea how to smoke or BBQ the right way. Straight up propane for us. I would love to eat a real BBQ like that, but my state isn't known for it. And even if it was It would have to be take out. I'm very opposed to eating with my hands in a public restaurant. We have a few seafood boil places by us, I can't say how authentic they are. But that's something else I have to take home to eat. Watching people eat shit like that just grosses me out. Sucking crab legs and shit, no thanks, I bring them home and use scissors to cut them open.
Christmas eve by far is where the Italian foods shine. And Christmas day, we go out for Chinese food. Because fuck Christmas ham to lol.
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🤣 oh noooo. Not the ham!
Bbq is from the heart brother.
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Yeah low and slow, fuck that I'm like hurry the fuck I'm standing here like a retard.
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where i come from, we bbq everything, bbq beer can chicken is awesome, if done the right way lol
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