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how many marseybux for a bag of your mom's pubes?

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fine looking tomatoes, cock sucking chipmunks keep eating the bottoms of mine and leaving them on the plant. Would be less annoying if they took the whole tomato lol

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I'm basically city folk, I will occasionally lose something to a bird but we don't have like real wildlife here. Maybe I lost 5 or 6 tomatoes all season.

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I've been enjoying myself too much sir. I think I paid rent 4x since being here. LOLOL

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Have fun bro, I'm only funny on the internet. I basically have the personality of a roof shingle in real life. But serious those are high ass quality tomatoes.

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When can I expect this weather to change? I'm coming towards your area soon g.

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It was pouring a few hours ago. But it's pretty sunny right now.

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I hate this place for that reason. Either fucking rain or give me sunshine. I'm that BIPOC wearing shorts as it's raining atm because it's too humid to wear pants.

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I'm wearing a wife beater, because that's basically a sauce making uniform. But I am wearing pants because I have self respect.

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how many slaps have you given the wife in the past 3 months? If it's more than 10 I'm definitely worried.

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Let me tell you about the hot spoon treatment. This will come in handy when you get married. First time your wife acts up, you take a spoon from the draw, and you heat it up on the stove. Correct her for her wrong doing, and then touch her with the spoon. Now for the rest of your life all you need to do when you bitch acts up is show her the spoon. And she will correct her own behavior before you need to turn the stove on.

Obese the wise one.

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11/10 kino advice

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But.. here's the thing I'm Brian Risso, figure it out.. Alright, big ass dick check for Reddit.

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