Includes English/Spanish subtitles for all my non Latin friends to enjoy rrrrrrrrrrrrr 👅

🪳🪳🎶🪗🥁🎺🇲🇽 🇸🇻 💃🏻 🌮🌯 🎶🪳🪳

I am so proud of @obese for defending our murrage and letting me utilize-FUCK! I MEANT TO SAY “DATE” @AnonTHEGOD but now my feelings for Obesey and @GreatValue have grown so strong yall! What iz a single mawm like me to do?!

TYPE 1 if I SHOULD ASK GV FOR A HAND-OUT

OR

Type 2 if I SHOULD KEEP DATING ANON

(Obese don’t care either way, he’s been getting major $ at his stripper job he works at his top secret gambling after-hours spot at the dry cleaners haaaaaay 💅🏽)

Thank you all again for attending the baby shower for me & @obese ‘s future king, OBESE MOHAMMAD JR!!! The turn up was so lit that hardly anyone can remember what happened after the Molotov cocktails 🍸🥴 including me 🤫😅 ❤️ Thanks to everyone who brought gifts too 💕🎁💣💕

🎶 (HIT UP MY HUSBAND IF YOU WANNA BOOK OUR SON DJ ALLAH DENTE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT!) 🎶

So as many of you may know, my hubby @obese has been getting bored of my burka, so I decided show some skin and took sexy Santa Bby nubbie pics and showed a lot of ankle!!!! & now…

OUR FUTURE SON OBESE MOHAMMAD JR. IS ON THE WAY! 💕☪️ I love muh family & ULLUH!!!!

Phew! 😅😩 All DAT SHOPPING AND MIMOSAS HAVE MADE ME TIRED!!!

Praise Allah now that @obese is CROAG🌈💕 I ha- I MEAN WE HAVE way more money to buy me things! 🛍 IF YOU DONT SUPPORT CROAG EX-MURRIAGES DEN I DUN SUPPORT CHU haaaaaay! 💅🏽 I still lub you @AnonTHEGOD 💯❤️

Here it is… my husbro @obese called me haram and beat me with a shoe but I lub him because Allah ❤️💯☝🏾☪️

“Do you have a code for the enigma machine?” 👁

🚨 Wholesome Alert! 🚨

Thank GOD our oldest son DJ Allah Dente has his extraterrestrial medicine AND DJing degrees! He and my hubby @obese cured me of my sickness! Sorry for the long absence but I AM BACK BITCHES!!! I hope Obese’s Godfather enjoys his new heart ♥️

Seems fishy to me 🌬👀🌚

the roast was a success for my first full panel :) I hope y’all like my meme