Dear PC Memes,

Asalamu-laykum. This is my semi-annual post of coping & seething with some victorious news, straight out of Abu Croag prison. The Desktop-Andy “Bear Chew 🐻✡️” has been eliminated. That is all. Have a great day (p.s. @obese I still miss you ❤️) - Pretty Andy

I hit 800 subs and I felt joyous lol 💅🏽❤️

One of my fave Aldy edits 😝

Beat produced by me 💯

Phew! 😅😩 All DAT SHOPPING AND MIMOSAS HAVE MADE ME TIRED!!!

Praise Allah now that @obese is CROAG🌈💕 I ha- I MEAN WE HAVE way more money to buy me things! 🛍 IF YOU DONT SUPPORT CROAG EX-MURRIAGES DEN I DUN SUPPORT CHU haaaaaay! 💅🏽 I still lub you @AnonTHEGOD 💯❤️

Here it is… my husbro @obese called me haram and beat me with a shoe but I lub him because Allah ❤️💯☝🏾☪️

“Do you have a code for the enigma machine?” 👁

🚨 Wholesome Alert! 🚨

Thank GOD our oldest son DJ Allah Dente has his extraterrestrial medicine AND DJing degrees! He and my hubby @obese cured me of my sickness! Sorry for the long absence but I AM BACK BITCHES!!! I hope Obese’s Godfather enjoys his new heart ♥️

Seems fishy to me 🌬👀🌚

the roast was a success for my first full panel :) I hope y’all like my meme