I'm sticking my dick in Amazon every time it goes down.

I took such a beaten pre split, I'm starting to see reasonable average numbers now. I find this one of those. It will be around for the next 100 years stock. I think we see a bounce back on the obvious Black Friday to Christmas rush. Just don't be fooled by the price, they printed a ton of shares when they split. This will end up on the Dow Jones eventually. If you are going to take any long term shots for your future. This seems like a very compelling buy at these numbers.

Or you can buy corn from @Whomp he cornered the market on corn.