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It's the fact you know that moan is real (for the most part)

Also honestly Don... No disrespect but I thought you were a man of higher taste, like more of a track & field kinda guy.

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You should see my suggested videos for Yoga. That's low key porn. I am a man of many tastes.

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Low key porn? Homie i've seen softer porn on pornhub...

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I know this is the internet so no one would believe me anyway. My wife is really in to Yoga, I have what they call ribbons mounted in the celling in my bedroom, and she does all these tricks and shit and can hang upside down like Spider man. And yeah I have eaten upside down pussy.

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I believe and hate you

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Ya wife does that? God I can't even get my goomah to let me eat her ass.

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I have never seen this chick before. But my wife takes classes as well, and her instructor is an Ex, Gymnast, Cheerleader, and now Yoga instructor and sounds like a 22 year old dime piece. If you are ever looking for hot pussy, sounds like Yoga studios are the place to join over a gym. Because the male to female ratio sounds amazing. Sounds a little cultish though, they are always trying to sell her rocks and oils that cure everything.

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I'd buy some useless fake rocks & oils for some prime yoga milf pussy.

Also if it's cultish I might be able to become a concubine or someshit, my friends mums always loved me....

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Kippy would love it. 30 women in a a room, all of them have to check their shoes and socks at the door. Place sounds awesome, I would have no issue being official foot washer/toe sucker for a cult of bare foot women with really nice asses and legs. If there is a con to Yoga, there are a small minority of unshaved smelly people that think it's still the 60's and do weird shit. Like randomly hum or cover themselves in a blanket and fall asleep. Oh and confirmed. Yoga does make some women Queef.

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My old skatepark was right next to a yoga studio with glass walls....

Fuck i loved it.

As for all the cons you described, That sounds like what I would be like if i went.... Granted I can't fucking stand queefs, so you kinda turnt me off yoga milfs ngl...

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reevaluating this again

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No you didnt... thats why you had to start it off by saying "I know this is the internet so nobody is gonna believe me" If you actually did that you wouldn't give a fuck who believed you or not.. figure it out

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Nah the comments becomes more on the lines of.. There is no such thing as women on the internet.

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