If you order a prostitute to your house and eat her out, is that called door dash?
What percent bi are you? Like when I buy milk it’s 2%.. Whatup?
You better put supreme in your asshole and fart a little bit.
I want to knock over a coldstone, dude. I will literally a firearm, a p90 and get some coldstone. I will get some coldstone.
What’s up with those b-cup compass ass tits?
I will piss on you, BIPOC.
I can’t parachute out my butthole, strag.
I’m a big dick goblin, figure it out.
Stop being so fuck-able.
You dream of my dick, dude.. You literally dream about my dick, dude.
I’m on it, dude.
You smell like Fritos and regret, dude.
You got a small ass dick.
Did you poop today, dude?
You’re a nonpooper ass cute twink, BIPOC.. No, I mean he poops I get it dude, But like fuck that nectar.
You short little cute twink, dude. I will piss and fuck your shit, dude. I will rape your mother and have a better person than you.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
IT’S WET SKIN! IT’S FROM THE LESSER SEX, WET SKIN. Thats all it is.. That’s all it is and all you motherfuckers be tripping, spending your bands on bitches.. It’s wet skin, bro. That’s why I don’t give a fuck about a bitch, bro. Hey, hey, hey, that’s the honest to god truth, bro. Hey, I’d rather jerk off in my 90s than give a fuck about a bitch, bro. Fuck that shit, fuck that, man. Seriously, bro. Bro, I will never trip on a bitch. It ain’t happening, it’s not happening. Safe. It’s not happening, bro. I will never trip on a bitch, Bro. NEVER. Your boy blade, we’re going to be taking Jager bombs and fucking bitches in the year 2025, I will never trip on a bitch.. NEVER.. It’s wet skin, it’s a funky ass vagina, bro. Never trip on a bitch leave it wet for the next motherfucker, bro. Bust ass bitch, figure it the fuck out, bro. Be better than the next one, bro.
Listen you’re better than everyone else, never discount yourself for a bitch? for a bitch.. Get the fuck out of here, dude.. NEVER.. NEVER, BRO.. I’m just saying though, don’t ever discount yourself, bro. You’re better than that, bro. Never discount yourself to the point that you think some female is better than you, never do that man..
I’m serious tho, man. I know I’m being a little silly right now. Yes I’m Lit Romney, man.. But like honestly though, bro.. Never settle, bro.. Never settle, make sure that the love of your life is your life partner, bro. Fuck these bitches, bro.. I’m taking another shot, fuck the dumb shit.. Fuck the dumb shit, bro.. if you can find a girl that’s the love of your life that you want to have fuckin’ children with, yeah that’s what I’m saying though bro, But the problem is, bro.. the reason why this world is fucked up.. this is the reason why the world is fucked up, bro. This is why the worlds fucked up, man. It’s because simple ass motherfuckers, uhh, don’t get pussy, thinking that’s a problem, and then put some pussy on some average fucking female and then have some average fucking kids, and those motherfuckers are in front of me at the fuckin’ drive-through. FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM, BRO. BE AMAZING! BE AMAZING! I SWEAR TO GOD BE AMAZING, BRO. IF YOU’RE NOT BEING AMAZING THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BRO!
If you ain’t have.. First off, The most important thing you got is a story, bro.. If you nut in an average bitch and you have an average ass kid that works in a toll booth, fuck him. Your story sucks.. Be amazing. Be amazing.. No seriously, be amazing.. the only thing you can ever leave in this world, not money, not soul, not hype, not nothing, is a story.. So make an awesome kid with a BADASS bitch with JCUPS! If you don’t then leave.. Then Leave! Seriously bro, if your not going to fuck a jcup bitch then what the fuck are you doing with your life?
I’m seriously, bro.. I want everyone here to be better. I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO BE BETTER! I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO BE BETTER, BRO! YA’LL FUCKING ACUPS, UGLY FACE BITCHES, FUCK THAT MAN! BE BETTER! BE BETTER! I SWEAR TO GOD IF EVERYONE DOESN’T FUCK A JCUPPER AND BE BETTER! BE BETTER, MAN! I’M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, DUDE! I’M TIRED OF THESE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS WALKING AROUND HERE THINKING THEY’RE THE SHIT, BE BETTER!
I’m jerking off in the garden. I’m fuckin’ going to spooge. I’m going to spooge in the garden cause if I nut in these flowers I’m going to make better kids than you average looking motherfuckers, bro. KILL YOURSELF.
You don’t have any air fresheners, you’re a bitch.
You’re trying to be a racecar driver in a broken down car.. It’s not going to work, dude.
You’re sucking lollipops on the boulevard, figure it out.
Hey Siri, send me to that ass.
Just sit on it.
Figure out your own pool, don’t worry about my diving.
A 747 looks tiny going into the Grand Canyon.. Just saying.
Dude, I fucked Bec on the picnic table.. Dude that was lit, it was squirty.
No.. no.. Fuck her.. Put her in her place.. That would be hilarious. Just a quick rape, ayoo.
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Dumb BIPOC, here’s some quotes.
If you order a prostitute to your house and eat her out, is that called door dash?
What percent bi are you? Like when I buy milk it’s 2%.. Whatup?
You better put supreme in your asshole and fart a little bit.
I want to knock over a coldstone, dude. I will literally a firearm, a p90 and get some coldstone. I will get some coldstone.
What’s up with those b-cup compass ass tits?
I will piss on you, BIPOC.
I can’t parachute out my butthole, strag.
I’m a big dick goblin, figure it out.
Stop being so fuck-able.
You dream of my dick, dude.. You literally dream about my dick, dude.
I’m on it, dude.
You smell like Fritos and regret, dude.
You got a small ass dick.
Did you poop today, dude?
You’re a nonpooper ass cute twink, BIPOC.. No, I mean he poops I get it dude, But like fuck that nectar.
You short little cute twink, dude. I will piss and fuck your shit, dude. I will rape your mother and have a better person than you.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
IT’S WET SKIN! IT’S FROM THE LESSER SEX, WET SKIN. Thats all it is.. That’s all it is and all you motherfuckers be tripping, spending your bands on bitches.. It’s wet skin, bro. That’s why I don’t give a fuck about a bitch, bro. Hey, hey, hey, that’s the honest to god truth, bro. Hey, I’d rather jerk off in my 90s than give a fuck about a bitch, bro. Fuck that shit, fuck that, man. Seriously, bro. Bro, I will never trip on a bitch. It ain’t happening, it’s not happening. Safe. It’s not happening, bro. I will never trip on a bitch, Bro. NEVER. Your boy blade, we’re going to be taking Jager bombs and fucking bitches in the year 2025, I will never trip on a bitch.. NEVER.. It’s wet skin, it’s a funky ass vagina, bro. Never trip on a bitch leave it wet for the next motherfucker, bro. Bust ass bitch, figure it the fuck out, bro. Be better than the next one, bro.
Listen you’re better than everyone else, never discount yourself for a bitch? for a bitch.. Get the fuck out of here, dude.. NEVER.. NEVER, BRO.. I’m just saying though, don’t ever discount yourself, bro. You’re better than that, bro. Never discount yourself to the point that you think some female is better than you, never do that man..
I’m serious tho, man. I know I’m being a little silly right now. Yes I’m Lit Romney, man.. But like honestly though, bro.. Never settle, bro.. Never settle, make sure that the love of your life is your life partner, bro. Fuck these bitches, bro.. I’m taking another shot, fuck the dumb shit.. Fuck the dumb shit, bro.. if you can find a girl that’s the love of your life that you want to have fuckin’ children with, yeah that’s what I’m saying though bro, But the problem is, bro.. the reason why this world is fucked up.. this is the reason why the world is fucked up, bro. This is why the worlds fucked up, man. It’s because simple ass motherfuckers, uhh, don’t get pussy, thinking that’s a problem, and then put some pussy on some average fucking female and then have some average fucking kids, and those motherfuckers are in front of me at the fuckin’ drive-through. FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM, BRO. BE AMAZING! BE AMAZING! I SWEAR TO GOD BE AMAZING, BRO. IF YOU’RE NOT BEING AMAZING THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BRO!
If you ain’t have.. First off, The most important thing you got is a story, bro.. If you nut in an average bitch and you have an average ass kid that works in a toll booth, fuck him. Your story sucks.. Be amazing. Be amazing.. No seriously, be amazing.. the only thing you can ever leave in this world, not money, not soul, not hype, not nothing, is a story.. So make an awesome kid with a BADASS bitch with JCUPS! If you don’t then leave.. Then Leave! Seriously bro, if your not going to fuck a jcup bitch then what the fuck are you doing with your life?
I’m seriously, bro.. I want everyone here to be better. I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO BE BETTER! I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO BE BETTER, BRO! YA’LL FUCKING ACUPS, UGLY FACE BITCHES, FUCK THAT MAN! BE BETTER! BE BETTER! I SWEAR TO GOD IF EVERYONE DOESN’T FUCK A JCUPPER AND BE BETTER! BE BETTER, MAN! I’M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, DUDE! I’M TIRED OF THESE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS WALKING AROUND HERE THINKING THEY’RE THE SHIT, BE BETTER!
I’m jerking off in the garden. I’m fuckin’ going to spooge. I’m going to spooge in the garden cause if I nut in these flowers I’m going to make better kids than you average looking motherfuckers, bro. KILL YOURSELF.
You don’t have any air fresheners, you’re a bitch.
You’re trying to be a racecar driver in a broken down car.. It’s not going to work, dude.
You’re sucking lollipops on the boulevard, figure it out.
Hey Siri, send me to that ass.
Just sit on it.
Figure out your own pool, don’t worry about my diving.
A 747 looks tiny going into the Grand Canyon.. Just saying.
Dude, I fucked Bec on the picnic table.. Dude that was lit, it was squirty.
No.. no.. Fuck her.. Put her in her place.. That would be hilarious. Just a quick rape, ayoo.
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