Hey homie I'm sure you seen already, there's a new alliance in town. I know both of these neighbors from way back and if shit goes sideways with these doods, we're gonna have our hands full. That @CharlesManson fella has more rapes than any other community member and 2nd place isn't even close. The Italian dood @obese believe it or not is a high ranking family member of one of the country's largest waste disposal companies...you get what I'm saying brotha? These neighbors are unpredictable and I don't know what their intentions are. They may be here on frenly terms and we have a few beers at the local pub where we'd poke and prod at normies until shit sparks off resulting on the 4 of us clearing out the whole bar 50's Western brawl style and groping all their broads in the process or they could be here to claim territory. If they are here for territory I suggest letting them take a lil bit, as long as it don't encroach on our territory....there's plenty of room for all of us. We're gonna take a wait and see approach on this one to see how it plays out. In the mean time there's a few things that you need to understand....If a Cadillac pulls up to you, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, do not approach the car. Calmly but quickly walk away and enter the 1st building with an open door. Wait a few minutes and you'll be clear as they don't stick around for long. If a white cargo van is driving down your street this should raise a serious red flag. Don't panic if they just pass by but if they slow down near you I can almost guarantee the next thing to happen is the side door sliding open....don't wait for the side door to open. If it slows down get the fuck out of there, be sure to run in the opposite direction of where the van is heading. And finally if a group of hippie chicks try to pick you up, its 100% a trap. They're gonna be hot AF squirters with some serious J cuppers but you must resist at all costs. If you need me homie, send the signal. Stay vigilant.
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Hey homie I'm sure you seen already, there's a new alliance in town. I know both of these neighbors from way back and if shit goes sideways with these doods, we're gonna have our hands full. That
@CharlesManson fella has more rapes than any other community member and 2nd place isn't even close. The Italian dood 
@obese believe it or not is a high ranking family member of one of the country's largest waste disposal companies...you get what I'm saying brotha? These neighbors are unpredictable and I don't know what their intentions are. They may be here on frenly terms and we have a few beers at the local pub where we'd poke and prod at normies until shit sparks off resulting on the 4 of us clearing out the whole bar 50's Western brawl style and groping all their broads in the process or they could be here to claim territory. If they are here for territory I suggest letting them take a lil bit, as long as it don't encroach on our territory....there's plenty of room for all of us. We're gonna take a wait and see approach on this one to see how it plays out. In the mean time there's a few things that you need to understand....If a Cadillac pulls up to you, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, do not approach the car. Calmly but quickly walk away and enter the 1st building with an open door. Wait a few minutes and you'll be clear as they don't stick around for long. If a white cargo van is driving down your street this should raise a serious red flag. Don't panic if they just pass by but if they slow down near you I can almost guarantee the next thing to happen is the side door sliding open....don't wait for the side door to open. If it slows down get the fuck out of there, be sure to run in the opposite direction of where the van is heading. And finally if a group of hippie chicks try to pick you up, its 100% a trap. They're gonna be hot AF squirters with some serious J cuppers but you must resist at all costs. If you need me homie, send the signal. Stay vigilant.
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