This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by shitting violently on my bathroom.
It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.
Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the toilet seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my ass, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my ass and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
geezer needs to come out of the closet already
he's already on discord thats the first step
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by shitting violently on my bathroom.
It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.
Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the toilet seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my ass, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my ass and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
Snapshots:
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options