Thanks to @gracebudd for coming up with the perfect term for this. Open letter to the Wookie for Christmas, the gay mating dance of hate.

Wookie.

I know we have had our differences. You have sperged out, I have sperged out. We both acted beyond trolling to straight up immature. I don't have hate for you (maybe internet hate) but real life I wish nothing but the best for you like everyone else in the community. How you feel about me is your business, it is what it is. But at the end of the day, you were/are a huge part of why we are here. There was a time I actually thought we had a great relationship, of back and forth trolling.

But going forward, I would like you to come back. I don't miss you, but you do belong here with us.

I'm not going to beg, nor say I'm sorry for anything. Once again one of those it is what it is situations. again. I am willing to 100% forget all the bullshit that happened. And never mention another word about it. And would ask the community not to troll us in to an argument nor you bring up the last few months.

All I ask if you return. Don't break my balls, and I wont break your balls. I think this one simple request is way more than a fair meet you in the middle. Obviously we will always have friction if we did speak to each other again, so I think for the sake of the community and in the holiday spirt come back and let's both move forward.

This community and our history here means more to me than some bullshit we had. If not I understand again. It is what it is.

Neither one of us are "bigger, nor more important" than this community.

Think about it. I am a man of my word. Not a peep from me, just don't break my dick. Enjoy the board like everyone else.

Merry Christmas

Obese.