Severely lower you standards. You are now willing to fuck creatures so fat they are no longer scientificly categorized as humans. Those whores in your clip are too hot, give up now, dont waste your time.
Pay for the tinder verson that gives you unlimited likes. (Pay up or be a virgin forever poorstrag)
Like EVERYONE. Do this for about 5 minutes everyday.
After about a week, if you are at least a 6, you will have matched with at least 3 butt ugly whales.
Message them. The first message is the most important. all of them want you to talk dirty to them. Keep it flirty and funny, not creepy. Some will be down to fuck after 5 back and forth messages.
Obtain the whores phone number and ask if she wants to hang out.
Bring them back to your place and raw dog their stinky cheesy pussy. Do not spend any money on these bitches. Not restaurants, no walks in the park, dont even feed them a bagel bite out of your moms freezer. These bitches can drink some tap water out of the bathroom sink if they're that desperate.
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Severely lower you standards. You are now willing to fuck creatures so fat they are no longer scientificly categorized as humans. Those whores in your clip are too hot, give up now, dont waste your time.
Pay for the tinder verson that gives you unlimited likes. (Pay up or be a virgin forever poorstrag)
Like EVERYONE. Do this for about 5 minutes everyday.
After about a week, if you are at least a 6, you will have matched with at least 3 butt ugly whales.
Message them. The first message is the most important. all of them want you to talk dirty to them. Keep it flirty and funny, not creepy. Some will be down to fuck after 5 back and forth messages.
Obtain the whores phone number and ask if she wants to hang out.
Bring them back to your place and raw dog their stinky cheesy pussy. Do not spend any money on these bitches. Not restaurants, no walks in the park, dont even feed them a bagel bite out of your moms freezer. These bitches can drink some tap water out of the bathroom sink if they're that desperate.
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