I would first like to apologize for raping Grace Budd's anus for Valentines day. I should have probably waited until Saint Patrick's day. Because you know fuck the Irish AMIRITE! I assure you I used a condom, and not a used one like I usually do. An actual brand new Magnum for mini's, AKA the fun sized one. And I did screen myself for internet STD's before hand. According to Macafee no viruses were found. And even though I wanted to put a baby in that hot piece of ass to carry on my name, I assure you. Grace is not pregnant. I have enough issues with Allah Dente. I don't need another one. But man we would make some pretty ass babies.
I would also like to apologize to my fellow AARP members for behavior unfitting of a senior citizen. I will be decline any extra apple sauce for the next month. But I will still be using my senior citizen discount at the grocery store, because I am on a fixed budget.
And the only actual person I apologize to here. Sorry Kippy, you didn't deserve all the bullshit that happened these last few days.
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Dear Pcmemes.
I would first like to apologize for raping Grace Budd's anus for Valentines day. I should have probably waited until Saint Patrick's day. Because you know fuck the Irish AMIRITE! I assure you I used a condom, and not a used one like I usually do. An actual brand new Magnum for mini's, AKA the fun sized one. And I did screen myself for internet STD's before hand. According to Macafee no viruses were found. And even though I wanted to put a baby in that hot piece of ass to carry on my name, I assure you. Grace is not pregnant. I have enough issues with Allah Dente. I don't need another one. But man we would make some pretty ass babies.
I would also like to apologize to my fellow AARP members for behavior unfitting of a senior citizen. I will be decline any extra apple sauce for the next month. But I will still be using my senior citizen discount at the grocery store, because I am on a fixed budget.
And the only actual person I apologize to here. Sorry Kippy, you didn't deserve all the bullshit that happened these last few days.
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