I feel I should make a statement against rape. I do not find rape to be funny at all.

I mean unless it's a clown, Them trying to run away from you in those giant ass shoes. Trying to get back to their tiny little car. And when you toss them on grass and punch them in the face their nose starts to honk and shit. Really how is that not hilarious? One hand over their mouth while you are making a balloon animal with the other hand like some sort of rape souvenir for traumatizing you as a kid. No give all the regular sized kids balloons, let the husky kid suffer, no balloon for me? Did I deserve not to be loved because I wore men's sized pants when I was eleven? Fuck clowns.