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Proper Watermelon Etiquette 🍉 🍗

Salted it like them Washington folks

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Pinned because salt (a small amount) is a game changer when you buy a shitty watermelon. A really good one, you don't need to salt.

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Plus the whole "look mah, no hands" 😂

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You're a cute twink dude.. Get fuckin' raped.. Fucking cute twink, dude.. kill yourself, I really hope you do. I really hope you kill yourself. I hope you get fuckin' banana syndrome and kill yourself and die, dude.. Give me a blanket dude.. fuckin' kill yourself dude.. and.. I've never been your friend.. Ever..

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