Saw someone say this somewhere, and im yoinking it because its true. The "training" Its all an excuse for when he accidentally shows his secret android strength one day and snaps someone in half. They probably plug him into a computer like the matrix and download combat moves, he doesnt need to train.
My money is on Autistic African power. Elon is like 6'2 and 180lbs and Suckabird is small and weak. If you only got Joojitsu and can't wrestle or strike you'll be like Paul Craig getting Ko'ed. Only disadvantage for Elon is he's 10 or 11 years older and 50
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Hes also half robot so..
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Saw someone say this somewhere, and im yoinking it because its true. The "training" Its all an excuse for when he accidentally shows his secret android strength one day and snaps someone in half. They probably plug him into a computer like the matrix and download combat moves, he doesnt need to train.
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My money is on Autistic African power. Elon is like 6'2 and 180lbs and Suckabird is small and weak. If you only got Joojitsu and can't wrestle or strike you'll be like Paul Craig getting Ko'ed. Only disadvantage for Elon is he's 10 or 11 years older and 50
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I would say Zuck would win, but my arms are already retarded and I don't think the robotics have evolved enough.
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Figure it out.. Bitch..
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archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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