Let's revive the utterly sabotage awards and let a dim-witted boomer like riotcoke spam it, turning this into his personal Facebook page and rendering the site utterly useless. Obviously, it has absolutely nothing to do with the departure of pcm superstar dogmasterrace the puppy rapist, right?

Oh, behold the masterful web of lies spun by the people of Israel,

Their deceit flows effortlessly, a talent that never dies, I can tell.

No surprise, for they have perfected this art of deception,

Leaving the world astounded, playing their deceptive part with no exception.

Truth holds no value, no worth in their deceitful eyes,

In their hands, deception reigns, their fate they disguise.

Beware, for they'll use you like the Italian guidos of old,

Who crucified that stoner with hair so long and bold,

Born of a virgin Jewess, they claim,

Oh, the promiscuity of the female Jew, their talent, so shamelessly tame.

No cheating or deviance, their virtue painted,

Their common talent, never tainted.

But alas, the savage Facebook boomer emerges, a tyrant of funny cat pics,

Ruling over the ruins of our once glorious Rome, so bold and slick.

They unleash an era of gut-wrenching arthritis and informative jpeg Facebook screenshots,

With their barbaric might, awarding all, leaving nothing more than Roach's big Jew nose, a master of deceit.

Bring back the chud award

You seem to be suffering from a severe case of negroïde syfilis. My Hindu neighbors made the wise decision to marry a hindu chick from Toronto and move over there, i'm glad that a superior country like the Netherlands can assist in making your pathetic excuse for a nation more curry and brown!!

Who cares? You obese Facebook boomer. Your inevitable demise is approaching, so there's no point in reminding you to end your own life when diabetes is eagerly waiting to claim you. Just remember, the world won't lose anything valuable when you're gone. Fat fuck.