Congratulations on being born as a male with high functioning autism. You must pick one of these banners to live and die under. I must want you, though. One will lead to having offline friends and a very active sex life, the other will lead you to eternal virginity in front of a computer screen.

Alright heres how hitler can win WW2

1. Rush medium 3s

2. Tell Mussolini to rush fighter 3s

3. Paradrop on paris, capitulating france immediately

4. Make tons of naval bombers and annihilate the british fleet, invading them afterwards.

5. Make a frontline with your 20 withs on the soviet border and wait for them to destroy their own divisions.

6. Profit